is this, exactly?
cute, furry and fun. But what you don't
know is that,
if they could, bears would eat you and everyone you
For many years I believed that bears were nice and peaceful.
into this balderdash that they were an important
part of the ecosystem
that the world as we know it would collapse without them. I now
that I was a victim of the Bear Lobby, a powerful political
committee that seeks to end human life as we know it through the use of
bears. It is now my mission to educate others about this dangerous
If you, like me, have been fooled into believing that bears have the
same right to
live as any other animal, then please, read on, and
Who am I?
I am a concerned citizen. I have
a degree in biology and am currently
working on my Master's degree in International Relations and European
Studies. As such, I have an extensive knowledge about the different
kinds of bears and their impact on the international political economy.
Most of my friends are surprised to learn that there is a "bear
indicator" used by economists to determine how an economy is doing.
Basically, the more bears there are, the worse the global economy does.
There is a very clear and profound link between these two facts. I will
not insult your intelligence by explaining this clear causal link. In
addition, most of my friends are surprised to learn that I am
dedicating so much time to such a strange hobby as writing about bear
conspiracies. But the joke will be on them when they're all eaten by
Also, do you think it is a coincidence that economists talk about a
"bear economy?" This is deliberate.
What can you learn
on this site?
On this site, you can learn the various myths and lies associated with
different kinds of bears. I have separated my page according to the six
main types of stupid bears. I have chosen to focus on grizzlies,
pandas, black bears, kermode bears, polar bears, and - the worst of the
worst - koalas.
Unfortunately, I don't have enough time to discuss the other kinds of
bears that are equally as terrible. There are many, not the least of
which are brown bears and also a few other types.
Make sure to wear a helmet because your mind
is about to be blown.
How can I get
Spread the word! The more people know about the Bear Lobby, the less
power they have over us! Be sure to link to this page and to email
everyone in your address book with a link to this website. Also, spread
the wealth! Your financial donations keep this page alive. Please send
your credit card number, type, expiration date and the name appearing
on the card to my email.
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