One fine day I decided to take
a web design course as I realised I was
impressing
no-one with my half-assed usage of Microsoft Word and rather retarded attempts
to pass statistics courses. I thought if I could design a coolio website
with some highly rib-tickling anecdotes and general English sarcasm then
I might make some friends and influence people and maybe pull occassionally.
So this is my attempt, if you don't like it, go look at someone else's
site and jack off to that instead. By the way, I enclose a picture of me
before my extensive fitness programme.
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