One fine day I decided to
take a web design course as I realised I was
impressing no-one
with my half-assed usage of Microsoft Word and rather retarded attempts
to pass statistics courses. I thought if I could design a coolio
website with some highly rib-tickling anecdotes and general English
sarcasm then I might make some friends and influence people and maybe
pull occassionally. So this is my attempt, if you don't like
it, go look at someone else's site and jack off to that instead.
By the way, I enclose
a picture of me before my extensive fitness programme.
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