This page is the official web page of the scientific
researchers who cannot pronounce some words and letters properly. Therefore
their scientific work and contributions are limited to certain areas, but
of high importance to new global generations. One of the most exciting area
in which the scientific community is recently interested is the evaluation
of soccer matches in light of recent transnational developments and capital
movements from the northern hemisphere.
This report includes sub-reports on:
- throwing cellular phones on players with moustaches
- time spent on tying shoes
- aesthaetical outlook of the referees